How To Flirt With Women Over Text (25 Copy & Send Text Messages) 2 of 2

Below you will find the second 25 of 50 text messages that will show you:

– How to flirt over text.
– How to ask a girl out over text.
– What to text a girl to start a conversation.
– How to text women to make them laugh.

Feel free to send each text as-is or edit as you see fit. You can also use them as inspiration to create your own unique messages… Enjoy!

What to text a girl to start a conversation:

26. Great meeting you today. Are you always so friendly, or only to sexy handsome men?

27. After getting her number say, “I’m gonna text you something naughty, so you have my number.”
Five minutes later text: something naughty 😉

28. Water u up to?

29. I know we just met but out of all the (her name’s) I know… I think you’re my favorite

How to text women to make them laugh:

When sending a text that could be misinterpreted as rude, mean, or negative, use emoticons or emojis so she knows you’re just joking around.

30. I just heard on the news someone checked into the psych ward wearing only a thong and riding a donkey. I’ll come & get u…. BUT THIS SHIT HAS 2 STOP!!!!!

31. So I felt you should know the snapple fact of the day….Your eye expands up to 45% when looking at something pleasing. Now I know why ur all bug eyed when I’m around!

32. OMG this guy is so hot check it out…

33. So… are you in love with me yet?
Follow up with: Wow you’re lasting longer than I thought, give it a few more minutes 🙂

34. Tomorrow is national male stripper day so I have the day off. We should hang out.
(Use this site to find random and crazy holidays:
Obviously, you could also use a text like this to ask her out)

35. I really miss you and want to see you badly BUT this dumbass security guard won’t let me in the zoo… Can you escape?

36. So, I’m pregnant…and it’s yours.
After her reply: It’s too late for that. I’m gonna spend all your child support money on beer, hookers and weed

37. 6 truths in your life: 1. You can’t lick all your teeth with your tongue. 2. You’re a goof because you just tried to prove truth number one. 3. Truth one is a lie. 4. Now you’re smiling. 5. You’ll send this text to someone else in the near future. 6. You’re still smiling 😉

How to flirt over text:

38. The West Coast Cuddling Champ is defending his title…I don’t think you’re ready for this match up.

39. The #5 thing I like about you is (what you like about her).
(Every few days send her another thing you like about her until you reach #1)

40. Explore your body with my mouth, suck on your sweet spot until you tingle intensely, leave you sensitive and hurting slightly…….thats exactly what these damn mosquitoes are thinking!

Her: What are you doing?
You: Besides thinking about you? Nothing ;(

How to ask a girl out over text:

42. If we don’t hang out soon then Ima start cheating on you

43. Party @ friends house sat. B cool come with me Sat. Party. Me. B there or B []

44. Ok, I got something going on Saturday, would you like to a company me? If not you got a sister? Lol

You: Hey, can I ask you a personal question?
Her: Sure?
You: Do you like ice cream sundaes?
Her: I LOVE sundaes!
You: Cool! You…me…one sundae, two spoons, this Thursday!

46. Hey we’re gonna b at (place you will be) Friday night. Your mission – if you choose to accept it – is to show up between 11pm and 2am. This message will self destruct in 30 sec!!! See you there…

No reply? Get her to respond:

If she doesn’t reply, wait a day then text her again.
If she doesn’t respond to that, wait two days then text again.
If still no response, wait three days. And so forth.

47. What happened? Jeez am I gonna have to bail u outta jail again?

48. I miss the way you text to me :'(

Random (Use as you see fit):

49. Did you know a blue whale’s tongue weighs as much as an elephant? gotta love animal planet 😉

50. 148y – (35*72) = 24x + 96y solve for x then graph

There you have it… 25 texts (50 messages total) you can copy and start sending today. Now all you need to do is learn how to meet women and number close so you can practice your new texting skills.

God bless you – I look forward to seeing you in the next post!

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